TMZ reports that Ben and Jen's ex-nanny Christine Ouzounian — you know, the one who allegedly caused the split — has been offered 1 million dollars (said à la Dr. Evil) to star as Batman. Yes, she will be taking over for Ben Affleck in the titular role of a lifetime!
JK, it's for the porn version of Batman and she'd play Batwoman — who presumably fights crime in a bondage suit and then fucks the bad guys until they turn good? I don't know; your (pervy) guess is as good as mine! All I know is this: Ouzounian will have to act for two weeks and do three sex scenes to collect her moola.
The offer comes from porn parody producer and director Axel Braun (real name) (JK), who has dollar signs in his lusty eyes when he looks at the woman who allegedly broke up Bennifer
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